Tuesday, March 31, 2009

WHEW!!!

OK. So we have this customer that is visiting us from Korea; and supposedly he was going to take us out to lunch today. Well I am the only one that has a big enough vehicle to hold everyone. Well I was supposed to clean it out last night but due to my love for alcohol and good company, I decided to skip cleaning the van and stay up until the witching hour at Tiffany's house drinking. So I wake up late this morning due to the fact that I was sleep deprived, and decided that I was going to vacuum out my van before work. I get to the car wash and find out that I only have 3 quarters and it takes of course 4 to start the stupid thing. So i dig and dig and yeah nothing, so I "borrow" money from the "fund" and cash in 3 dollars. I get going and come to find out there is a GROSS amount of unidentifiable objects in my car. I have no clue what they were, I can't even begin to describe them to you, all i know is that they were brown and round and I KNOW with every fiber in me that is NOT how they started out. I have something sticky in my back cup holder, it isn't soda and it isn't candy..I have not clue what it is, and the FUNK odor that is emanating from the bellows of my van is NOT making me very happy. I am tackling that tonight....maybe..... OK so I finally get my van vacuumed out and clean and get to work ON TIME!!!!!! After getting asked if I was single, and for the first time in my LIFE having to PROVE my union to my husband with something OTHER than my ring, he is leaving before lunch to go to his "appointment" at the Micro-tel. At least I have a clean van now...Matt should be impressed. There fore I rewarded myself with a nice glazed doughnut from Dunkin Doughnuts :)